Wednesday, August 08, 2007
saw dis on a fren's blog. lol. true eh!!
Sometime, Saying somethings at the right time is IMPORTANT!!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company'sChristmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn'ttaste like alcohol at all.He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to forcehimself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple ofaspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, asingle red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in frontof him, all clean and pressed.He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroommirror.Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in redwith little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your
favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.Jack asks, 'Son...what happened last night?''Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fellover the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,and got that black eye when you ran into the door.Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waitingforme??'His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99Hot Breakfast $4.20Two Aspirins $1.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!
